Stag Web describes the experience as an “ultra-high-end weekend exclusively for those with 10-digit bank balances” that is “inspired by Jeff Bezos’s upcoming nuptials”
Things have come a long way in the world of stag do planning.
A few decades ago a typical “last night of freedom” consisted of traipsing down to the local pub with your best friend from school, a cousin and a father-in-law or two for an evening of ale, crisps and perhaps a go on the fruity.
Those days are now a long way behind us, with a typical stag far more likely to jet off to Benidorm or Amsterdam.
For those who enjoy a bit of one-upmanship, one stag do company is taking things to the next level with a “bespoke service for the top 0.0001%: the Billionaire Stag Do”.
Stag Web describes the experience as an “ultra-high-end weekend exclusively for those with 10-digit bank balances” that is “inspired by Jeff Bezos’s upcoming nuptials”.
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“They only quote actual billionaires, though, so unless you have the money to prove you’re a real high roller, you won’t be able to enquire,” the firm jokes. Unfortunately, they won’t let on how much the package costs.
When the Mirror asked, Stag Web’s spokesperson said: “It’ll be a bespoke, build-from-scratch service so the sky’s the limit!” Judging from the list of possible options, it is not going to be cheap.
They include:
- A private jet to “fly the squad in from wherever the hell they currently live”.
- Helicopter transfers “between continents, countries, courses, and clubs”.
- Supercar convoy “through a sun-drenched city”.
- Private mega-yacht or “Bond villain-style clifftop villa with panoramic views”.
- Private chef “squad crafting midnight wagyu sliders and 4 am caviar toasties”.
- The works “which means hot tubs, infinity pools, cigar lounges, saunas, secret bars”.
Stag Web urges punters to “party like the 1%”, although it is hard to imagine exactly how that is possible if you don’t have a tech company or large private income.
Nonetheless, the happy-go-lucky firm is willing to arrange a “elicopter bar crawl across three countries in a single night, luxury golf experience on a private course with Champagne caddies, private island takeover for beach parties, shark diving, etc, personal comedy roast by a stand-up who’s actually been on TV and casino hire.”
If that isn’t enough to clear out your bank account, then you can hire a butler for each guest, a Champagne cannon for dramatic entrances andstag do goodie bags filled with Rolexes, “keys to your new penthouses, and other billionaire goodies”.
“We created the million-pound stag weekend 10 years ago, but that’s chump change to the billion-pound club,” said Jon Stainer, director at StagWeb.
“We’re ready and raring to arrange a blank-cheque weekend for Bezos or one of the other billion-pound boys, just give us a shout and we’ll sort you out. From private islands to space trips, polar parties to literally anything, if you’ve got the cash, we’ll try and make it happen.”
Whether or not anyone actually buys into the package remains to be seen.