Marjorie Taylor Greene clearly didn’t read Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful” spending bill before she voted for it – because she’s now saying she didn’t know about a key section
Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene is furious – with herself.
After voting for her idol Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful” spending bill, she took to X in a blaze of indignation… because, oops, she didn’t read it.
“Full transparency, I did not know about this section on pages 278-279,” she wrote, as if a 400-page bill was supposed to come with footnotes, emojis, and a TikTok explainer.
According to Greene, the part she missed – you know, the one that blocks states from regulating AI for 10 years – is a total dealbreaker. It’s the political version of signing a mortgage without noticing your house is underwater.
Delivery driver’s tip payback
A wild video out of Vancouver, Washington, showed a drunken DoorDash delivery driver throwing hands with a grandfather – all because he allegedly didn’t get a tip.
Customer Anthony Volino says the man showed up at his home, banged on the door, and demanded money for a grocery order delivered the night before. To add to the insanity, the now ex-DoorDash employee had a gun.
Spine-tingling eye surgery makes major consequences
In a groundbreaking and honestly eye-watering procedure, surgeons in Maryland removed a spinal tumour through a 19-year-old’s eye socket.
Karla Flores thought her double vision was a learner-driver problem. Instead, there was a rare jelly-like bump behind her left eye. The successful surgery, a medical first, opens doors for complex tumour removal.
Bees fight back
Officials near the Canadian border were left swatting for their lives after honeybees made a break for it when a truck flipped over in Washington state.
The cargo? Roughly 70,000 pounds of the insects and their hives. Locals were advised to avoid the area unless they were wearing a beekeeper suit or had a death wish involving pollen.
Aeroplane chaos after bird attack
Chaos took flight aboard a Delta flight from Minnesota to Wisconsin after not one, but two pigeons started flying around the cabin like it was their personal loft.
Passengers preparing for takeoff suddenly found themselves in a live-action remake of The Birds. One flier, Tom Caw, said the first pigeon made its move before the wheels even left the ground. No word yet on whether the pigeons reached their destination or just wanted the free snacks.
Man accidentally shoots himself
Police in Independence, Ohio, say a man accidentally shot himself in the leg while trying to show off a handgun to his brother-in-law, whom he was attempting to sell it to. Both men were legally allowed to own firearms, but apparently not legally required to think things through.
The man was taken to the hospital and later cited for illegally discharging a weapon. It’s safe to say that the sale did not go through, and his street cred and leg took a direct hit.